• Over dinner

Ria: Shey said sanayin ko na raw skin ko with at least minimum make-up for the wedding. Gawd, wala akong alam sa make-up!

Julia: Wala rin akong alam eh.

• And so, in a make-up store

Ria to a saleslady:  Miss, sobrang wala akong alam sa make-up. For my face, what to I put?

Saleslady: For daily wear?

Ria:  Yes, start sa very basic!

Saleslady points to different cosmetics.

Ria: huwhat?! I need that, that, that, that, that, and that?  When I have the time and return here next week, please apply those on my face so I’ll know what to do with them, Ok?

Saleslady: Yes, ma’am.

Ria:  Hmm, is it ok if I smudge bits of all those on my skin and I’d leave them on for an hour so I’d know if I’m allergic to them?

Fight!

• Post note

*No allergies; but still hasn’t returned for make-up :p