Totally amusing! Weird and embarrassing for Malacañan; but super funny to me.
Earlier, I mentioned that I got a call from papa’s secretary from PJI. She said, someone from Malacañan gave a gift for my dad. A delayed Christmas gift siguro or something. What?!
And so, I drove to PJI yesterday to claim the gift and find out who made the ‘mistake’ so I can properly inform him/her that it’s been over two years since papa went to heaven (secretly, I was hoping the gift was a set of teabags like what Kris’ dad received from PGMA. Hehehe, ang cool kasi: teabags packed with the seal of the President!).
Claimed the gift, had some chit-chat with Ms. Lita, then drove away. At a stop, I opened the package: a big book about the Malacañan Palace. Huh? Then, I opened the attached letter addressed to my dad. It reads verbatim:
MALACAñAN PALACE
MANILA
January 30, 2006
Mr. Teodoro Berbano
The Journal Group
XXXXX
XXXXX
XXXXX
Dear Mr. Berbano,
As you spend this special day with your loved ones, know that you are in my thoughts and prayers. God bless you always with good health and happiness.
Happy birthday!
Sincerely,
GLORIA MACAPAGAL ARROYO
Bwahahahahahahahaha!
My gosh, personalized pa talaga ‘coz the name “Mr. Berbano” has been crossed out and above it is a handwritten word “Teddy.” And then, the name of the President had also been crossed out and above it is a handwritten sign “Gloria” (The paper and envelope each bore a dry seal of the logo of the Office of the President! Authentic!).
To think, GMA sent a beautiful crown of flowers/orchids during papa’s funeral!
Talaga nga naman ang staff ni PGMA o! Hahahaha.
Hmmm, I think I will write a letter to PGMA thanking her for papa’s advanced 2006 birthday gift…and for the flowers she sent during his funeral in 2003. What a riot!
Nevertheless, to the people behind the Executive Branch of the Philippine Government: Thank you for remembering my father’s upcoming birthday! I really mean it.
Side note: if my dad’s name is still at the active birthday list of the Office of the President, where the heck are his 2004 and 2005 gifts? May kababalaghan talaga! Hahahaha.